Português em Inglês
Three men, an Italian, a French and a Portuguese went for a job interview in England.
Before the interview, they were told that they must compose a sentence in English, with three main words: ‘GREEN’, ‘PINK’, and ‘YELLOW’.
The Italian was the first:
‘I wake up in the Morning. I see the YELLOW sun. I see the GREEN grass, and I think to myself, I hope it will be a PINK Day.’
The French was the next:
‘I wake up in the Morning, I eat a YELLOW banana, a GREEN pepper and in the evening I watch the PINK panther on TV.’
Last one was the Portuguese:
‘I wake up in the Morning, I hear the phone GREEN… GREEN… GREEN…, I PINK up the phone and I say YELLOW!’